Omegle III

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: FUCKING KORSE

You: OMG

You: OMG

Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

Stranger: I'M LOOKING FOR HIM

Stranger: HE TOOK BOB

You: NO, BUT... HE TOOK BOB?? WHY!?

You: WHY HE WOULD DO THAT???

Stranger: I DON'T KNOW

Stranger: HE TOOK GRACE AND BOB

Stranger: AND I NEED TO FIND HIM

You: ok, calm down... let's think

Stranger: I'M TOO SASSY TO CALM DOWN

You: I SAID CALM DOWN!

Stranger: AND I SAID I WAS TOO SASSY DO YOU REALIZE THAT OR AM I JUST FAT

You: TAKE A VALIUM

Stranger: GIVE ME THEM, BUT I DON'T NEED THEM BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT YOU'VE GOT

Stranger: WHAT

You: TAKE IT

You: *gives a valium*

You: now, LET'S THINK WHERE THE ASSHOLE OF KORSE IS

Stranger: I'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE THIS THING ISN'T WORKING

You: OK, TAKE MORE

You: *gives more valium*

Stranger: buh

Stranger: *drool*

You: hey

You: hey

You: are u ok?

Stranger: too...much....valium....must....find.....korse

You: omg... nono... JEREMY, PLEASE NO.. DON'T GO.. PLEASE! JEREMY!! NOOO

Stranger: MY NAME IS GERARD I'M A SAUCY 33 YEAR OLD FROM NORTHERN NEW JERSEY I LIKE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS ON THE BEACH AND KEEPING MY YOUNGER BROTHER MOIKOI FED AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE

You: OH, HELLO GERARD

Stranger: NO

You: WAIT, ARE U GERARD WAY?

Stranger: MOIKOY IS STEALING ME AWAY INTO THE NIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS UNICORN

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.